Christmas Commando Pillows

"You just finish the drop-off, I'll handle the press."

'Here, we started to be investigated...'

"I can give you a little bit of focus on 2:53 next Thursday."

'Santa is the delivery man, I'm the CEO. Do you know what a CEO is, Lisa?'

Communication Breakdowns

Commando crashes into wall, instead of through window.

'Nothing says Christmas like a game of 'Death Slayer 4'.'

A Lesson in Leadership: Misplacing your keys isn't a problem, unless you have to enlist the whole school's support to find them.

Holiday Overkill.

'There I was, all alone... salesmen to the left of me... salesmen to the right of me... salesmen behind me...'

"I'm sorry, Inspector Lestrade, but for reasons which I confess are sentimental, I feel I must, just this once, decline my services to Scotland Yard."

"You're only supposed to leave him one glass of sherry!"

'I actually find my Ghillie Suit a better camouflage option than my stripes...'

'We'd like to speak with you about your coal policy.'

Santa emergency stop.

Aways read the small print.

"Hundreds of looted Christmas gifts. . . A missing reindeer. . . does that ring a bell, Mr. Rudolph?"

Men/Women/Santa.

Telephone explosion

Mall Directory asks, Where's your Christmas Spirit.

'We were forced to leave our last church when some visitors took our seats.'

Male Green Beret applying face camouflage - female Green Beret applying lipstick.

"The media says there's a war on Christmas, and St. Nick isn't in the business of losing wars."

Dueling Christmas Lights

"I've been asked to talk to you boys about 'rapid building entry' techniques

Santa Claus Yells Out 'Yee-haw!'.

"Coal? What are you, Kringle, some kind of eco-terrorist?"

"Go to accounting and crunch the numbers people."

"We hired Steve after the copier kept breaking down!"

Going After the Terrorists

'I don't hate Mondays -- I FEAR Mondays!'

Going After the Terrorists

'You, lad. ' 'Yes. Mr. Scrooge.' 'Go to the butcher's...I'm feeling very horny.'

'These night-vision goggles are FANTASTIC!!'

'How long were you gone and when did you get back from that Wilderness Training?'