Keyboard Shortcuts Explorer Mugs

"Since you called me 50 times in a row, I assumed it would be something more important than how to make a smiley face using your keyboard."

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

"I know, I know, every time we come here, I swear I'm going to try something new, but I always end up getting the same thing."

"Who ordered the double chocolate parfait with a cherry on top?"

As you like it - 'Waiter, chicken with watercress please' 'I'm sorry sir we haven't any chicken left ... but if you wish I bring you a larger portion of watercress...'

"I'll have the Investigator's Special."

Piano Recital

"Is the asparagus farm-raised or wild-caught?"

Frank and Ernie's Diner. We're all out of pressed duck, sir, but I can put the squeeze on some chicken for you.

'Wine, high octane grape juice.'

'Ooo! The dog food sounds good! ... mind you, I always have that at home.'

"I'm still pre-literate."

'Yep,that's it Mr.White. And NOW go, Control-Alt-Delete, then re-enter.'

"Spoiler alert! If you read the specials, you'll find out the Chef's Surprise!"

"Well I wouldn't eat it, but don't let that put you off."

"Anything but milk and cookies."

"With this company, it's like 'Adventure Capital."

"Keep up the good work, whatever it is, whoever you are."

Coffee Menu

Coffee

'Whatever he's eating.'

"...L...uh, M...uh Q...how come there are so many darn letters in the alphabet anyway?"

Tuna Salad, Meat Loaf, Cheese Omelet and Bean Soup

As I say, local produce, locally produced; all our meats tonight come form our local meat processing plant.

'The customer is always right...'

Pizza with Extra Extra Cheese.

'Hard or soft science?'

Heart Disease Menu

Body Systems

'Cook is a musician. Improvises. Never makes the same thing twice.'

Computer Music

"Nothing is organic, local or sustainable. Now, can we get started?"

'Are you ready to be patronised yet?'

"You want organic, we'll make it organic."

Pizza with 'Made in China' imprinted on it.