Keyboard Shortcut Wizard Mugs

"So...what was your mistake?"

"We're lost. You may know how to use the shortcuts on your keyboard, but you certainly don't know how to use them on the road."

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

Wishing Well, Wishing Good.

Piano Recital

'Technically, I was making fun of your writing ability.'

'Yep,that's it Mr.White. And NOW go, Control-Alt-Delete, then re-enter.'

'It's just some Pour 'n' Serve, Stir 'n' Blend, Bake 'n' Slice, Mix 'n' Broil and Chop 'n' Simmer.'

". . . so, all I really need to do is change one word."

"Tom's writing has been going really well! He's written over 200,000 words. Now he just needs to work out what order to put them in!"

'He will observe your text now...'

'When I registered for this class, in computer programming, nobody told me that it's all about converting caffeine into computer code.'

'I home-schooled all seven kids. Right now I'm in the teacher's lounge.'

"Reading social media, I almost miss grammar, spelling and punctuation"

Computer Music

'Your training will be the next five minutes watching my fingers move at the speed of light.'

'Yes, I'm very punctual. I always use commas and periods.'

A Meeting of Computer Buffs.

Progression of human writing, from chisled stone to computers until 2000 when the computer has blown up

'I think I set the security level, on my anti virus software, too high. Whenever I access anything it is automatically deleted.'

'Sorry.. I don't date lower-case types.'

Wordplay: Pantomime.

Wordplay: Me.

"Password must contain at least one pictograph."

"Sure I remember you. I'm terrible with faces but I never forget a username, pin or password."

'Too many exclamation points!!!!!!'

"Good morning - your neighbours have asked me to come and tune your piano."

"You're a gifted writer, although at times you're just too precious."

"Quick, how do you spell ‘anthropomorphize’?"

"Let's see him get out of this sonata."

The Keyboard

"I wish whoever hacked my site would let me know what my password is."