Keyboard Conversationalist T-Shirts

'He's a man of few works. He likes to talk, he just has a limited vocabulary.'

"I was going to play the Moonlight Sonata, but I forgot the key."

'You said the computer was coming between us. So I put your name as my password.'

"He's very disciplined about his writing, every morning he stares at the keyboard for at least 4 hours before he allows himself a cup of tea!"

"The time has come for some tough cost-cutting decisions, and I'm forced to ask myself, do we really need a bass?"

The band.

"I devote most of my time to defending the bastions of culture."

"Now can I be in one of your comics?"

"Can you spare a few megabytes of your precious time?"

"Why... are there so many people who never eat pork? Because we have some excellent PR people working on our behalf."

'Casual Friday's never caught on in this department.'

"I think we could work very well together."

'Your smile came in a distant third.'

A 60's pop group

'It wasn't so much a hostile takeover as it was a best 2 out of 3 pillow fight.'

"I'll have to go now, Penny. My boyfriend keeps wittering on about something or other!"

Where baby grand pianos come from.

'Every time I go on an ego trip, I get hijacked by terrorists!'

Keyboard in Heaven

"Why do I bother to evangelize online when no one listens?"

"I'm still very impressed by natural intelligence."

Subway. The economy is surging! I hope protections are in place. In a digital world, a surge can lead to a system crash.

'You talk in riddles!' 'I'M A POET!

'It says, the higher a man's I.Q., the longer he's a virgin... well, bud... here's your Nobel Prize nomination!'

"My computer doesn't understand me!"

Computer Dating

A street musician plays on a portable keyboard; a glass for tips sits in front of him.

"The hardest thing I've ever done as a homing pigeon was to leave home, but you see, I really wanted to travel and see the world..."

"I've got a patient who needs to chat to someone...Have you got anyone who's completed the 'verbal communications with patients in personal, supportive but not disempowering course?"

Books 'n' Coffee

My Obituary

“I think you’ve had enough.”

"I'm the most pathetic man on earth."

"Hey, this is on me!"

'I'm not writing 'gifts optional' on your birthday party invitation again this year 'cause no one got you a gift.'