Kentucky Derby T-Shirts

"My word! I do believe that your hat is eating mine!!"

Bet it all on Maximum Security

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

A corner market is taken over by suburban sprawl.

Cats on the couch.

Graffiti Forever!

-Psst! Back me in the 4:30! -Oh! -Surprised I can talk, huh? -No, surprised you think you can win!

Greville Starkey

Champagne speaking to lobster about going to the Derby

Tortoise & Hare.

"Phyllis was Roller Derby Queen of 1962, and she'll never let you forget it."

Pinocchio's pinewood derby car won by a nose.

What the hell did he do?

Daddy's little girl....Or not...

The Epsom Derby - Omnibus Squeezes Past Crowds

Man struggling to remember how he got home the morning after the derby

Alright, Hutchins - This 'toon ain't big enough for the both of us!

Mixed marriage: eye of the beholder

The Epsom Derby - An Earl Throwing Sticks at Cocunuts

The Crowd at Epsom Derby

Pompous horse rider pt. 2

"Don't give me this stupid 'Renaissance' stuff! - The Middle Ages were good enough for my father and they're good enough for me!"

'Bernie, you'd better get over here in the next half-hour or so ... They've entered the stretch.'

On the Derby Day

Hey Rudy, you've been in there for over an hour. You ok in there? I think I'm dying here. What? D'you need me to call 911? I don't think that'll help. I just need to build more pikemen and cavalry and buy a defense boost before the enemy's march reaches my city. Get off your phone!!! I'm saving the kingdom here! It's important!

Bumper stickers in the Demolition Derby.

"Is the German-potato-salad marathon normally this messy?"

"There's no way anyone will catch anything bigger than this baby!"

Derby Day (Time 11am).

'I won that in a demolition derby.'

'Maybe you shouldn't use a phone during a demolition derby.'

Preparing for the Derby. 'I say, mister, just put us up a couple of green weils, will yer? The dust is so uncommon disagreeable a-driving down to Hepsom!'

'Poor old fellow all hunched over and barely able to walk. I should let him park near the exit and give him a discount.'

Activities for the newly divorced.

Accident whilst bowling.