Keepsakes Gifts

"Over there is first dollar we ever made; next to that is the second dollar we ever made."

"Here's a lock of your hair, your first tooth, and your placenta."

'I'm keeping a scrap book. All I've got so far is one umbilical cord.'

Mom, there's a simple explanation for this...Aliens from outer space.

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

I love the Shard

'Red rover, red rover, send Billy right over!'

'That's a picture of my granddad with shoulder length hair and a beard. That's why mom calls these albums hair looms.'

Typewriters and Laptops.

Devil's Tower Park. Ernie, this nice ranger has offered to show us the basement gift shop.

I love Museum Shops

"You're getting close. This is the gift shop."

Shirley Temple...The later years.. - 'Animal crackers in my poop...'

'Read ALL about IT! While we're STILL in Circulation!'

Fridge Magnets/Military Medals

"If I have this peanut in my pocket, it means I must have buried my keys!"

He still refuses to upgrade.

They're souvenir magnets from all the places we've done battle.

'So glad we ticked the no publicity box.'

'You've haed the eye exam. Now buy the t-shirt!'

"Last weekend I went to Orlando for the DisneyWorld re-opening."

"Y'know, although I went completely bald, I STILL carry a comb in my pocket!"

I know it was the biggest moment in your life, but honey - our wedding was six months ago.

"There you go."

Our Heirloom Christmas Ornaments.

Child with picture of rocket

Who won what game?

"Helen?"

"There, there. Try to remember how much he annoyed you."

Traveling abroad from Cuba...

'I love our hideaway. I only wish I could find it.'

"Mother, take your time, I know this isn’t easy for you. But this is an important moment in our lives, so I will ask you one more time, what on earth did you do with my old comic books?!"

My parents went to a t-shirt shop and all they got me was this lousy tattoo.

"One day Son all this will be yours."

BABY BOOK VOLUME XIV