Keepsake Fanatic Gifts

'So glad we ticked the no publicity box.'

Prize vegetables.

Glastonbury. After.

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

Mardi Gras

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

Southwark Fair.

Punt Cake

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition!

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

"Of course they're permanent. I'm an artist."

'Amount of white out used while writing, Moby Dick, an issue of The National Enquirer, and 101 Uses for a Dead Cat.'

Panettone

Science fiction fans on other planets

"Do you think there's ANY possibility that the 76 pints of lager,13 bottles of wine and 12 kilos of chocolate you've had MAY have contributed to you feeling 'a bit under the weather'?"

A cat is hiding in a block of cheese to lure a mouse out of its hole.

"Hold on, that's my Mom dressed up like 'Xena, Princess Warrior'....real mature, Mom!"

'Doesn't txt msg make it 38 languages and not 37?'

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

Mr Tom Noddy's First Day With the Hounds Pt. 4

The Epsom Derby - Omnibus in Motion

Fat Kid 3- Pet slug runs amok (colour)

"You're not a real fan. You're just dressed up like a slut for attention."

"At this establishment, you can't have your cake and eat it too!"

'But enough of our golden oldies! Here's a new one we just wrote called 'Middled-Aged Hearing Loss!''

People leave joke shop with false moustache, nose and glasses marketed as 'the Robert Winston'.

'I love rock festivals!'

"A new Super Guardian attack vehicle? No no, I built this for Burning man."

"I've never seen Tia Carmen so excited about a grand opening."

Lithium Fair

What if they held a chili cookoff, & nobody came!

Welsh Dragon

"Depressed, anxious, worried about the future we've had a great deal of this recently...I'd suggest you avoid watching England for a while."

"I'm a soul trader."