Keepsake Collector Pillows

Executive has both his first dollar and the guy who gave it to him framed on the wall.

James Bond in a Snow Globe

"You're on a what?!"

'I'm keeping a scrap book. All I've got so far is one umbilical cord.'

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

"So you kiss me and I turn into a prince? No thanks, sweetie, I'm gay. I'm already a queen."

'Tommy is in the other room playing with the triangle we bought him in Bermuda.'

'That's a picture of my granddad with shoulder length hair and a beard. That's why mom calls these albums hair looms.'

"A wise choice sir! Aah. . . Da Vinci - a genius of the Renaissance and a man who changed the face of art forever! Would you like that as a bookmark, a pencil sharpener or a fridge magnet. . . ?"

"Would you care to accessorize each other?"

"We've combine the recovery area with the gift shop... just in case your visitors want to pick up a little souvenir."

"You're getting close. This is the gift shop."

'I don't think I've ever heard of the Geezer Scouts or Geezer Scout cookies.'

A boy with a camera

Fridge Magnets/Military Medals

"I can't stop it, so I may as well try to cash in on the tourism boom..."

Whale Watch: 'They migrate here each winter in search of souvenirs.'

"Psychiatric convention"

Museum.

'Not till you're sixteen.'

'My husband, Bill, works at the airport - I still haven't opened my birthday presents from three years ago.'

Tin Man Visits New York

"No, you're going to hell - but you're welcome to check out the gift shop."

'So glad we ticked the no publicity box.'

"My husband always brings back mementos from our vacation trips...Yellowstone, Florida, Australia..."

Replica Football Merchandise

Memories of Souvenirs and Memorabilia.

'Of coure you're the only girl I've ever kissed,on a desert island,that is.'

"Are we interested in a meticulously detailed, genuine silver coin, issued and authenticated by the Franklin Mint, honoring whichever schmuck wins?"

"This tribe doesn't live totally off the grid. They're selling T-shirts off their website, and they have a huge social media following."

'My friend went to Roswell and all I got was this lousy t-shirt.'

"How was your class field trip to the zoo?"