Keepsake Collector Mugs

Save everything - I can use it later when I scrapbook this.

Executive has both his first dollar and the guy who gave it to him framed on the wall.

James Bond in a Snow Globe

"You're on a what?!"

'I'm keeping a scrap book. All I've got so far is one umbilical cord.'

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

"So you kiss me and I turn into a prince? No thanks, sweetie, I'm gay. I'm already a queen."

'Tommy is in the other room playing with the triangle we bought him in Bermuda.'

"Would you care to accessorize each other?"

"We've combine the recovery area with the gift shop... just in case your visitors want to pick up a little souvenir."

"A wise choice sir! Aah. . . Da Vinci - a genius of the Renaissance and a man who changed the face of art forever! Would you like that as a bookmark, a pencil sharpener or a fridge magnet. . . ?"

'That's a picture of my granddad with shoulder length hair and a beard. That's why mom calls these albums hair looms.'

"You're getting close. This is the gift shop."

'I don't think I've ever heard of the Geezer Scouts or Geezer Scout cookies.'

A boy with a camera

Whale Watch: 'They migrate here each winter in search of souvenirs.'

"I can't stop it, so I may as well try to cash in on the tourism boom..."

Fridge Magnets/Military Medals

"No, you're going to hell - but you're welcome to check out the gift shop."

Tin Man Visits New York

'Not till you're sixteen.'

They're souvenir magnets from all the places we've done battle.

'My husband, Bill, works at the airport - I still haven't opened my birthday presents from three years ago.'

"Psychiatric convention"

'So glad we ticked the no publicity box.'

Museum.

"Last weekend I went to Orlando for the DisneyWorld re-opening."

Memories of Souvenirs and Memorabilia.

Replica Football Merchandise

"Are we interested in a meticulously detailed, genuine silver coin, issued and authenticated by the Franklin Mint, honoring whichever schmuck wins?"

'Of coure you're the only girl I've ever kissed,on a desert island,that is.'

"My husband always brings back mementos from our vacation trips...Yellowstone, Florida, Australia..."

"This tribe doesn't live totally off the grid. They're selling T-shirts off their website, and they have a huge social media following."

'My friend went to Roswell and all I got was this lousy t-shirt.'