Keeper Of The Net Pillows

Football Deity.

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

An 'out of this-world' soccor player stops the penalty his way!

Saving a Heart

Raheem Sterling

'Best save I've ever seen.'

Cricket Accidents.

'I know I'm still in the Juniors, but I already need a therapist.'

'Oi, nobody gives me a kiss.'

The Goalkeeper

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

Beer Order

'I got a reverse hat trick. I let three goals in.'

"You look ridiculous Ed. Why can't you just accept you're going bald and ditch the wig?"

The best goalie in the world!

Football

Goalkeeper makes the wrong save.

'What makes you think we'll lose today?'

'Oh, we don't keep score in our marriage, Dr. Downs, but if we did, I'd be winning 212 to 137.'

'Verily, we wuz robbed!'

Thibaut Nicolas Marc Courtois

Shy goalie smiles under umbrella in victory downfall of streamers

'Are you blind ref?'

A scarecrow goalie

Playing football with snowmen in goal.

Goal

'Hand in the area, penalty!'

Goal!

'Last warning, Girard! Get rid of that mask!'

'...And Timmy, as usual, will guard goal.'

'He's the best goalie we've ever had!'

Arch of Triumph Save

Football Bomb

Boyfriend scores notches on wall by bed.