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Michael Schumacher.

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

"Why do they do that?"

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

"I need to tinkle."

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

Vehicles are having their own election. These are the candidates. The ambulance appeals to voters who think health care is most important. Voters focusing on education issues favor the school bus. And those wanting family-friendly policies are backing the minivan. The tractor is an expert on agricultural issues, and the import is a free trade advocate. Those voters concerned about environmental issues like the electric hybrid, and those wanting a strong military support the Jeep. What's t

"I didn't complain, when you crashed the computer."

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

Dog Park

There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass!

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

Under pressure.

Useless add-ons.

Motor Tourism

'Enough already. It's a car, not a transporter.'

Coexist. Coexhaust.

A man in a car waits for a large herd of cows to cross the road; once they have crossed he finds a cow sitting in the passenger seat of his car.

Deflator mouse

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '

"G.P.S. FOR GUYS"

"It's the Environment's Agency's new H.Q."

'You don't have a license and registration, do you?'

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

"Tell Mrs. Pomeroy we've found the source of that strange hint of musk."

"The car is in the garage, but I had to drive over the lawnmower."

"We have a potentially serious problem accruing on the poop deck."

The Slug Replaces the Cheetah as the Fastest Animal on Earth.

Wonders of Evolution: This species has developed an unusual protective shell.

'I said they're good, but expensive.'

Some cars need a backseat steering wheel.