Karma Cultivator Gifts

"When I found out I couldn't take it with me, I left it all to charity."

"Shall we start with an icebreaker?"

reincarnated worm...

Your enemy is defeated by Fate

Changing Minds

'In Love'

All we have in life is this moment...

At the poetic justice fair.

"Ambitions. . . To . . . Er. . . Um . . . Become. . . Er. . . Um. . . A. . . Er. . . Um . . . Motivational. . . Er. . . Um. . . Speaker."

Executive grows martinis in his garden.

Canary Heaven...

Brain and heart sweep away the negative

"Ha ha. You tell that one in every lifetime. Ha ha. It never gets old."

Latinos in the USA

"Please help! God struck me blind for not giving to a blind beggar."

Is there a reason I'm going into the red? Reason? Am I being penalized? Have I done something wrong? Maybe it's like A Wonderful Life. Your greed is catching up to you. You're experiencing bad karma. So I need to raise my prices?

'Caught him stealing a book... 'Karma'.'

"Dear Bad-Karma, to assist you at this busy time, I've drawn up a list of people you may have missed."

"We're usually pretty good at spotting job burn-out before it gets bad, but every now and then, someone slips under our radar!"

"No menus, you get what you deserve!"

'IT'S NOT YOU!'

Of course nothing grew --- You just put drumsticks in the ground! I was trying to grow beets.

'Two thousand seedlings - and I can't bring myself to throw any of them out.'

Persons of Faith

'You know, I think this is my most boring reincarnation ever!'

Your karma will catch up with you!

Bombardier Jenkins had always wondered what the 'karma' button did.'

"Try one ? they're malicious."

"Reincarnation? Well, I used to be a bigly non-believer."

"There are probably a lot of great bravery workshops out there."

"Today's alpha-lesson is 'become a vapor.' Wherever you are, be it a broom closet or a baseball stadium, carry yourself as if your body fills the entire room. Greet people with your arms out wide. Have a wide stance. A booming laugh. A wide open smile. Becoming a vapor is the best and most legal way to mark your territory."

"I could tell you're not happy. You haven't been wagging your tail."

Finally, after years of living in fear, the crows confronted it. They refused to be scared any longer.

"Yeah. What I remember most is that you still owe me money!"

'We feel that as it matures, it will start yielding higher denominations.'