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"If the sexual harassment is bothering you, my karate class is always looking for new members."

Overjumpers

"Hi-yah!"

"What colour do you have to get before the big kids leave you alone?"

"Ninja bread men"

"It started with a mutual interest in martial arts and developed into an interest in marital arts."

Women's Martial Arts Center

'Remember me?'

'You may now kick the bride.'

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

Mod Kwan Doh

'Not only do I have a black belt in karate, I also have a husband in the hospital to prove it!'

Martial Arts

Old Karate Master

"Today you will learn the 'Paper Cut' technique."

The Karate Kitten.

A martial arts student saws a block of wood in half

"Is this something that could hold till Monday, Chris?"

'Somebody keeps snapping all the stud boards in half. Anybody know anything about this?'

"What did I tell you about practicing on the cat?"

"Remedial Karate"

Wilbert wished he's taken those karate classes instead.

Martial Arts

"Can you spare a few bricks ... I'm learning Karate."

"Use your words, Jefferson! Not a roundhouse to the face!"

"And what if the assailant comes at you from inside your own head."

"Three more classes and I get my belt."

'Instead of a black belt, some of our older students, like Mr. Mertz here, prefer the black suspenders.'

'I thought you were supposed to break the wood with your hand, not the other way around.'

"I'll let you ticket this one, Mick."

'... And as soon as I get out of here, I'm going back to that karate school to demand a full refund!'

'I suppose this means I'll have to find someone else to practice my karate on.'

'Watch it, I'm a black belt.'

"Ohhh... He's out all right!"