Karate Comic Pillows

"Kung Flu Fighting."

Take up karate and learn how to break bricks with your cast.

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

Overjumpers

"All in favor of destroying the throw pillow, raise your paw."

"Hi-yah!"

"You've changed."

"Ninja bread men"

"Don’t worry, this guy is totally cool. Just don’t mention the Red Baron."

"What colour do you have to get before the big kids leave you alone?"

"It started with a mutual interest in martial arts and developed into an interest in marital arts."

Women's Martial Arts Center

Swiss army knife

Emergency Phone.

'Jurassic Pork.'

My God, I need to fart.

"Mmmm! Bears hibernate in the winter. Cats can hibernate anytime we want!"

'Remember me?'

STRIP God' s dog urinating on planet Earth

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

'You may now kick the bride.'

Martial Arts

'Because the horned one commands them to, that's how!'

'Not only do I have a black belt in karate, I also have a husband in the hospital to prove it!'

Mod Kwan Doh

Old Karate Master

"We're freaky February hares, the mad march ones have vanished due to global warming."

"I keep having these funny moods, doctor."