Karate Comic T-Shirts

"Kung Flu Fighting."

Take up karate and learn how to break bricks with your cast.

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

Overjumpers

"All in favor of destroying the throw pillow, raise your paw."

"Hi-yah!"

"Ninja bread men"

"Don’t worry, this guy is totally cool. Just don’t mention the Red Baron."

"The hyenas started it."

"It started with a mutual interest in martial arts and developed into an interest in marital arts."

"What colour do you have to get before the big kids leave you alone?"

"You've changed."

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Thirty Four

Women's Martial Arts Center

Man practising karate is tempted by a glass of beer.

Mayhem, Inc. Part 23

Emergency Phone.

'Jurassic Pork.'

My God, I need to fart.

"Mmmm! Bears hibernate in the winter. Cats can hibernate anytime we want!"

Swiss army knife

Black Belt/Yellow Belt/Green Belt/No Belt.

'Remember me?'

The Family Joules: Part 22

STRIP God' s dog urinating on planet Earth

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

'You may now kick the bride.'

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Twenty Seven

'Not only do I have a black belt in karate, I also have a husband in the hospital to prove it!'

Martial Arts

Mod Kwan Doh

'Because the horned one commands them to, that's how!'

Old Karate Master

"We're freaky February hares, the mad march ones have vanished due to global warming."