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'Necessity is the mother of invention. It's just a pity Buxtehude didn't encounter a bit more necessity.'

A Symphony of Penguins

Impressing dad.

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

Neighbor Leaf Wars

Rainbow Quartet

Johannes Sebastian Bach

My other cello is a Stradivari

Artist and Musician

Quartet.

'Well Mimi, what's it going to be...medicine or the cello?'

Buy one beer, get one free. If I may paraphrase a famous quote, "Beer is proof that God has mixed feelings about us and wants us to be hungover."

Quartet of chefs.

Cello Concert

Cello player with pencil instead of bow

Team Cello

'You can't blame the kids for being restless when we have math teachers teaching French, and English teachers teaching science.'

Timbre Wolf

Fricka arrives.

Pediatrics: Anatomy

a new hire signing a loyalty oath

La Jolla School of Advanced Music Graduate Frank Kettleknyper played a mello cello.

"The militant hard-liners are making demands, the fanatical zealots are issuing threats, and the moderate centrists are offering suggestions."

"The estranged string trio."

Bird plucking a cello

Bride playing cello

Occupational Hazards.

'Classical music, huh?...You mean like Elvis?'

Trying cellos, too big!

A bow eating 'Rosin Bran'

Champagne Polka

Pogo Cellist

'It has cut down on note-passing, glancing at fellow students' test papers and spitballs.'

A pediatrician with children hanging off his arms

"I feel like I've just been played my whole life."