'Necessity is the mother of invention. It's just a pity Buxtehude didn't encounter a bit more necessity.'
Kapellmeister Mugs
Find the perfect mug for a kapellmeister with a sense of humor. Our collection features designs that celebrate their musical genius and role as conductor, making every coffee break a concert.
A Symphony of Penguins
Impressing dad.
"We're looking for something for our panic room."
Neighbor Leaf Wars
Rainbow Quartet
Johannes Sebastian Bach
My other cello is a Stradivari
Artist and Musician
Quartet.
'Well Mimi, what's it going to be...medicine or the cello?'
Buy one beer, get one free. If I may paraphrase a famous quote, "Beer is proof that God has mixed feelings about us and wants us to be hungover."
Quartet of chefs.
Cello Concert
Cello player with pencil instead of bow
Team Cello
'You can't blame the kids for being restless when we have math teachers teaching French, and English teachers teaching science.'
Timbre Wolf
Fricka arrives.
Pediatrics: Anatomy
a new hire signing a loyalty oath
La Jolla School of Advanced Music Graduate Frank Kettleknyper played a mello cello.
"The militant hard-liners are making demands, the fanatical zealots are issuing threats, and the moderate centrists are offering suggestions."
"The estranged string trio."
Bird plucking a cello
Bride playing cello
Occupational Hazards.
'Classical music, huh?...You mean like Elvis?'
Trying cellos, too big!
A bow eating 'Rosin Bran'
Champagne Polka
Pogo Cellist
'It has cut down on note-passing, glancing at fellow students' test papers and spitballs.'
A pediatrician with children hanging off his arms
"I feel like I've just been played my whole life."
Kapellmeister Mugs Collection
Kapellmeister Pillows
Discover our whimsical pillows for kapellmeisters. Bring comfort and a touch of humor to their favorite resting space with these charming designs.
Kapellmeister Prints
Enhance their music space with our artistic prints dedicated to kapellmeisters. These captivating designs celebrate their passion and add character to any room.
Kapellmeister T-Shirts
Browse our t-shirts designed for conductors and music lovers. Fun, stylish, and full of personality, they’re ideal for any kapellmeister wanting to make a statement.