Cellar Manager Mugs

'You know you should look for another hobby, when your homemade white wines are darker than your reds.'

"You haven't got dyslexia- the instructions are in polish."

"Well, that's the only song we know, so we can play it another two or three times, or we can cut our losses. Waddya say, Cleveland?"

"I believe you'll like our company. We pay our employees time and a fifth."

Opening the Barrel

'Dude, touring with a punk rock band was fun, but what I'd really like to do is be CEO of a fortune 500 company.'

Pub restrooms; Thugs - Thugettes

"Unfortunately, father never quite got over being asked to reform the band for Live Aid in the '80s."

You have had enough

The Cavern Club - "One for the long and winding road Mr McCartney?"

Leaking Hudson River paintings.

Friends of the Royal Academy - Annual Dinner

Beatlemania: Open 24/8

'I'm putting you in charge of past due accounts.'

Wine: New & Old!!!

'This is the vineyard the US government started 10 years ago, with $2 billion and a staff of 1,500. No wine yet, but I hear they've nearly got a slogan.'

"To tourists this just looks like a pile of rotten and damaged grapes. But here at Trendy Vineyards, we look at it and see Special Select Reserve."

'Classic literature for D.I.Y. haters'

The Thinker (Millennials Edition)

'Is this the blues section?'

'Rock and roll's so middle class nowadays.'

And on facilitation...

'My sources tell me, Jenkins, that you've requested one lunch break and several bathroom breaks each day. I consider that a sign of weakness. You're fired.'

'You have an impressive cellar.'

Anheuser-Busch agrees to US$52 billion sale.

'With all the time you spend in the red, maybe you should change the name of this place to Chapter 11 Vineyards.'

"And last but not least, organizational psychologist Ron Haynes, who limits my switching of guitars to at least every other song."

'Our first and only painting cost us $3.5 million!'

'Well, it's a one for the Monet, two for the show.'

"That's not our logo. That's the company's flowchart."

"You gotta admit, they rock PRETTY hard for a group with no arms."

Butler and his friend drinking in a cellar