Cellar Strategist Mugs

"I just read it takes 10,000 hours to become an expert on a given subject. Janet, start the clock and bring me a glass."

Cat in a tank...

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

“Our numbers grow greater and greater. Soon the era of the spices will be at hand”

"Mom, no raking for me this fall! Got any more leaf bags?"

"OK, duty roster for today: Ken is to scout for entrees, Tim for mains and of course, Tina for desserts..."

"I hope you're not using any of the canned food I so diligently stockpiled.

Gardener's Calendar: Try to put the other things back...

Mayo-A-Mayo

"All I'm saying is now is the time to develop the technology to deflect an asteroid."

'It looks to me like they come in peace.'

Armstrong, the new Ybox game console comes out next week. I've got to get in line at Computer Villa. Nope. You are callous and inhumane. Fortunately, I have a backup plan. Computer Villa sale! If anyone cuts, chew their nose off.

Folding Container.

"Frankly, I think it's time we take a long hard look at cat futures."

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

'If I eat three more pieces of meat and three more spoonfuls of peas, I want three puddings after!'

Bank. 18 month CD 1.0815255645% Paying More digits than any other bank. Interest rates are so low! It's hard to believe this CD has reached maturity --- Just look at how little it's grown! Investing seems extremely risky these days. There's no safe place to get a decent return. They always say investing is a roller coaster. Yeah, but it's not true. On a roller coaster you get back to where you started!

'Right, you peck his left paw, I'll go for the right one.'

'As you know, your father liked the sport of Boxing...'

"Something with enough depth to taste like success to me and shame to him."

"The crab Florentine is excellent, but the rack of lamb has limited downside risk.''

'You know it's time to bath the dog when he starts to smell like a gym bag!'

Roger wouldn't prepare any meal without first consulting his pie chart.

'He is our darts team captain,he always finishes on a double.'

'Wouldn't it have been easier to cut off the top of the tree?'

'Now I can watch what I want, there's nothing I want to watch.'

'I would go with salmon on this one.'

"Do we want a four terabyte SSD with our new computer? We'll need to discuss it." "Do we?" "You'll need at least five terabytes, Mom."

'You told me I should run the house like a business, so what am I bid for dinner?'

"Graph of broth"

Chess Chef

"One day Son all this will be yours."

'5 pounds of liver ought to be enough to get your husband to take you out for dinner.'