Cellar Strategist Mugs

"I just read it takes 10,000 hours to become an expert on a given subject. Janet, start the clock and bring me a glass."

Cat in a tank...

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

“Our numbers grow greater and greater. Soon the era of the spices will be at hand”

"OK, duty roster for today: Ken is to scout for entrees, Tim for mains and of course, Tina for desserts..."

"Mom, no raking for me this fall! Got any more leaf bags?"

"I hope you're not using any of the canned food I so diligently stockpiled.

Gardener's Calendar: Try to put the other things back...

Mayo-A-Mayo

"All I'm saying is now is the time to develop the technology to deflect an asteroid."

'It looks to me like they come in peace.'

Folding Container.

"Frankly, I think it's time we take a long hard look at cat futures."

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

'If I eat three more pieces of meat and three more spoonfuls of peas, I want three puddings after!'

"Something with enough depth to taste like success to me and shame to him."

'Right, you peck his left paw, I'll go for the right one.'

'As you know, your father liked the sport of Boxing...'

"The crab Florentine is excellent, but the rack of lamb has limited downside risk.''

'He is our darts team captain,he always finishes on a double.'

Roger wouldn't prepare any meal without first consulting his pie chart.

'You know it's time to bath the dog when he starts to smell like a gym bag!'

'Wouldn't it have been easier to cut off the top of the tree?'

"Do we want a four terabyte SSD with our new computer? We'll need to discuss it." "Do we?" "You'll need at least five terabytes, Mom."

"Graph of broth"

'I would go with salmon on this one.'

'You told me I should run the house like a business, so what am I bid for dinner?'

Chess Chef

"One day Son all this will be yours."

Artists in big spaces paint big canvases, whilst artists in small spaces paint on small ones.

'5 pounds of liver ought to be enough to get your husband to take you out for dinner.'