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The MBA Draft

Old navy veteran 3rd base coach

"I've just barbecued my head again."

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

"To be clear, I said I want your 'A' game, not your 'Eh?' game."

Reverse psychology

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

Perils of the double play.

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

'You should have taken up the game earlier.'

"I've given up on the novel. There's more money in writing inspirational memes."

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

'She'll never look for me here.'

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

The Other Cooperstown

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'

"I love fast break business success."

'At least we don't have to accomplish anything in order to go to a bowl game.'

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

Sales Chart Through Ceiling

'This will be tough. The parents can handle Bs and Cs, but I really gotta spin this D in math.'

"We subscribe to five streaming services so why are we never able to see the hot new show everybody is raving about?"

"Fellas, I invited Max here to give us a fresh, millennial take on how to get out of the inning."

"When you put on the uniform, you surrender a part of yourself."

'You are dreaming the impossible team.'

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

"If you think it's tough at this level, kid, wait until you get into calculus."

"They play union in heaven... where do they play football?"

"The good news is I used AI to fill in my March tournament bracket and I won the whole thing. The bad news is AI has become self aware and wants the prize money."

'Every team needs a role player. And your role on this team, Bill, is to sit at that desk and crunch numbers.'

'Blimey, boss - that's a bit revolutionary, isn't it?'

'I am constantly diversifying my toy portfolio.'