Streaming Strategist Prints

'Now I can watch what I want, there's nothing I want to watch.'

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Swifted

The MBA Draft

Old navy veteran 3rd base coach

"I don't believe I've missed a single sign since you made the switch to Power Point."

I can't decide. Should I go to soccer camp 3 weeks in a row? Or soccer, then baseball then lacrosse camp? 3 soccers. Isn't overspecializing at his age bad? Possibly. But 3 different sports means�buying 3 different sets of expensive equipment. Right, He does have a mean corner kick.

"I've just barbecued my head again."

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

"To be clear, I said I want your 'A' game, not your 'Eh?' game."

Reverse psychology

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

Perils of the double play.

"I've given up on the novel. There's more money in writing inspirational memes."

The Other Cooperstown

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

'You should have taken up the game earlier.'

'She'll never look for me here.'

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'

'At least we don't have to accomplish anything in order to go to a bowl game.'

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

"I love fast break business success."

Sales Chart Through Ceiling

'You are dreaming the impossible team.'

"Fellas, I invited Max here to give us a fresh, millennial take on how to get out of the inning."

"If you think it's tough at this level, kid, wait until you get into calculus."

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

"We subscribe to five streaming services so why are we never able to see the hot new show everybody is raving about?"

'This will be tough. The parents can handle Bs and Cs, but I really gotta spin this D in math.'

"When you put on the uniform, you surrender a part of yourself."

"They play union in heaven... where do they play football?"

"The good news is I used AI to fill in my March tournament bracket and I won the whole thing. The bad news is AI has become self aware and wants the prize money."