Jurist T-Shirts

'Just answer the question Senator - where is your American flag lapel pin?'

"Honestly, I have no idea what a 'habeas corpus' is."

"Your Honor, we're going to go with the prosecution's spin."

Anthony Kennedy

"I couldn't find my other wig."

'I couldn't help noticing that nobody swore YOU in!'

Libertie! Egalite! Fraternite!

'I want to take my case to the highest court in the land ... Judge Judy.'

"Not guilty but prepared to settle out of court, your honour."

Trial by Media

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

Opportunities in Coronatimes

"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."

"You're fired."

Lynching on social media

"Good boy."

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

'When we get there let me do the double talking.'

'Couldn't Peter claim Mr. McGregor's garden was an 'attractive nuisance?'

Now leaving designated Free Speech Zone. Shut it!

"HR-bill 9495. Cutting down non-profits."

"I see that he is growing as fast as your law firm."

Solicitor speaks legal jargon and has a translator who tells client: 'You haven't a hope!'

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

Flags

"No, I didn't steal your content. I just have your content's doppleganger."

'Ok, I'm in a paperwork mood. Let 'er rip.'

Campaign for Plain English

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

"The university said he was a climate change denier so remove the statue."

'I had my attorney draw this up. It states that if I choose to rise, I don't necessarily have to shine.'

Things-to-do-today: Daily workboxes piled up on desk.

Nelson Mandela in despair over the crime rates in SA.

"It's a memo from the legal department reminding us to (heh-heh), 'keep our noses clean'."