Jurist Mugs

RBG, RGB, CMYK

'Just answer the question Senator - where is your American flag lapel pin?'

"Honestly, I have no idea what a 'habeas corpus' is."

"Your Honor, we're going to go with the prosecution's spin."

Anthony Kennedy

"I couldn't find my other wig."

'Place your hand on the e-bible and text me a repeat text of my text...'

'I couldn't help noticing that nobody swore YOU in!'

Libertie! Egalite! Fraternite!

'I want to take my case to the highest court in the land ... Judge Judy.'

"Not guilty but prepared to settle out of court, your honour."

Trial by Media

"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."

Lynching on social media

Enhanced Pedophilia Interrogation Techniques

"You're fired."

Opportunities in Coronatimes

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

"Good boy."

Hollywood Sign Developers

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

'Whe they said 'God is my Judge', I didn't realize He was a real attorney.'

'Couldn't Peter claim Mr. McGregor's garden was an 'attractive nuisance?'

'When we get there let me do the double talking.'

Now leaving designated Free Speech Zone. Shut it!

"I see that he is growing as fast as your law firm."

"HR-bill 9495. Cutting down non-profits."

Solicitor speaks legal jargon and has a translator who tells client: 'You haven't a hope!'

Flags

"No, I didn't steal your content. I just have your content's doppleganger."

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

'Ok, I'm in a paperwork mood. Let 'er rip.'

Campaign for Plain English

'Do you remember when our time away from the office was our time...'