Junk Food Avoider T-Shirts

Wear your commitment! Our t-shirts for those avoiding junk food combine comfort with humor, making it easy to showcase their healthy lifestyle in a fun and stylish way.

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Sawdust.

Sawdust.

"He's part of my weight loss app. Whenever I'm about to eat junk food, he's alerted and then comes over and eats it for me."

"He's part of my weight loss app. Whenever I'm about to eat junk food, he's alerted and then comes over and eats it for me."

"Good For You / Bad For You"

"Good For You / Bad For You"

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

"We won!"

"We won!"

'Protein, starch, vegetable??? When you said 'square meal' I thought PIZZA IN A BOX!'

'Protein, starch, vegetable??? When you said 'square meal' I thought PIZZA IN A BOX!'

Menu Dating

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

The Gospel According To Jane Brody"Orange, come in. Apple, come in. Hey you, frankfurter, hold it right there."

The Gospel According To Jane Brody"Orange, come in. Apple, come in. Hey you, frankfurter, hold it right there."

"Is that your idea of a well balanced diet"

"Is that your idea of a well balanced diet"

"Sis, my teacher said to list the four food groups. . . but I can only think of three. Cookies, candy and ice cream!"

"Sis, my teacher said to list the four food groups. . . but I can only think of three. Cookies, candy and ice cream!"

The Official Covid-19 Diet

The Official Covid-19 Diet

Doctor to man with 'Push' door on mouth: 'It looks as though you've been eating a lot of junk food lately.'

Doctor to man with 'Push' door on mouth: 'It looks as though you've been eating a lot of junk food lately.'

Wow. Totaled. Teen Test Dummy.

Wow. Totaled. Teen Test Dummy.

Budget Bureau. Ernie, spilling something from every food group on it, does not make it a "balanced" budget!

Budget Bureau. Ernie, spilling something from every food group on it, does not make it a "balanced" budget!

"Mom lets me eat my fill of junk food as long as I can pronounce all the chemical ingredients."

"Mom lets me eat my fill of junk food as long as I can pronounce all the chemical ingredients."

"He says that when he had a vegetable salad as an appetizer, he can now have burgers, pizza and Coke as a reward."

"He says that when he had a vegetable salad as an appetizer, he can now have burgers, pizza and Coke as a reward."

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

'Forget worms. Think fast food.'

'Forget worms. Think fast food.'

Sweet surprise.

Sweet surprise.

'How can he be depressed when all he eats are Happy Meals?'

'How can he be depressed when all he eats are Happy Meals?'

'They say that poker is a sport. I hope they don't start testing for steroids.'

'They say that poker is a sport. I hope they don't start testing for steroids.'

Fountain of Youth/Fountain of Bacon

Fountain of Youth/Fountain of Bacon

'I just got the medium popcorn this time.'

'I just got the medium popcorn this time.'

Great moments in 'Haute Cuisine'. . . America gives the world the Donut Sandwich.

Great moments in 'Haute Cuisine'. . . America gives the world the Donut Sandwich.

"Today let's work on changing channels, drinking with a mouthful of food, and yelling at the TV all at the same time."

"Today let's work on changing channels, drinking with a mouthful of food, and yelling at the TV all at the same time."

'I can't conceal it any longer - the food in this place is killing you.'

'I can't conceal it any longer - the food in this place is killing you.'

"I'm searching for a happy medium between sitting on a mountain top and eating cheese fries."

"I'm searching for a happy medium between sitting on a mountain top and eating cheese fries."

Man with a pizza in 'Lover's Lane.'

Man with a pizza in 'Lover's Lane.'

Fishing rod coming out of a health farm towards a hot dog stand.

Fishing rod coming out of a health farm towards a hot dog stand.

Empty Calories Vending Machine.

Empty Calories Vending Machine.

'Do we have any empty calories in this house!!'

'Do we have any empty calories in this house!!'

Student Food Pyramid

Student Food Pyramid

"They should have quit after deep dish."

"They should have quit after deep dish."

Supermarket Aisles: 'Good for the Environment' and 'Couldn't give a flying F@$#! about the environment!'

Supermarket Aisles: 'Good for the Environment' and 'Couldn't give a flying F@$#! about the environment!'

Junk Food Avoider T-Shirts Collection

Junk Food Avoider Mugs

Love a good laugh with your drink? Explore our mugs featuring clever designs perfect for anyone committed to avoiding junk food.

Junk Food Avoider Pillows

Add some humor and motivation to any room with our cozy pillows, celebrating your dedication to healthy living.

Junk Food Avoider Prints

Brighten up your space with playful prints that showcase the fun side of avoiding junk food and embracing a nutritious lifestyle.