
Truth in Labeling: 'Snouts, lips, jowls, cheeks and viscera enclosed in intestine and served on a bun, Mustard optional.'
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Truth in Labeling: 'Snouts, lips, jowls, cheeks and viscera enclosed in intestine and served on a bun, Mustard optional.'
"The good thing about you doing a daily 30 minute walk, is it's 30 minutes when you're not stuffing your face."
"Good For You / Bad For You"
Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle
'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'
"We won!"
'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'
Homo Gamus
Menu Dating
A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop
The Gospel According To Jane Brody"Orange, come in. Apple, come in. Hey you, frankfurter, hold it right there."
"Is that your idea of a well balanced diet"
"Sis, my teacher said to list the four food groups. . . but I can only think of three. Cookies, candy and ice cream!"
The Official Covid-19 Diet
Doctor to man with 'Push' door on mouth: 'It looks as though you've been eating a lot of junk food lately.'
"Each order comes with 10 minutes of free guilt counseling."
Budget Bureau. Ernie, spilling something from every food group on it, does not make it a "balanced" budget!
Wow. Totaled. Teen Test Dummy.
Sweet surprise.
"Mom lets me eat my fill of junk food as long as I can pronounce all the chemical ingredients."
Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'
'Forget worms. Think fast food.'
'How can he be depressed when all he eats are Happy Meals?'
'They say that poker is a sport. I hope they don't start testing for steroids.'
Fountain of Youth/Fountain of Bacon
'Kudos to Bill for the cotton candy machine idea!'
'I just got the medium popcorn this time.'
'I can't conceal it any longer - the food in this place is killing you.'
"Today let's work on changing channels, drinking with a mouthful of food, and yelling at the TV all at the same time."
The proper term for our special promotion is Triple Cheeseburger with a Gazillion fries...not the triple bypass special!
Great moments in 'Haute Cuisine'. . . America gives the world the Donut Sandwich.
"I'm searching for a happy medium between sitting on a mountain top and eating cheese fries."
'We've conducted a chemical analysis of the beef in hot dogs, and we've determined, Mr Ruth, you are guilty of steroid enhancement.'
Fishing rod coming out of a health farm towards a hot dog stand.
Empty Calories Vending Machine.
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