"Drinking one giant soda a day sounds healthier than drinking 6 sodas. At least I'm not dealing with all the guilt."
Junk Food Apologist T-Shirts
Wear your obsession with pride! Our junk food apologist t-shirts are fun, bold, and perfect for showing off your love for all things tasty and indulgent.
"Good For You / Bad For You"
Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle
"We won!"
Menu Dating
The Gospel According To Jane Brody"Orange, come in. Apple, come in. Hey you, frankfurter, hold it right there."
"Is that your idea of a well balanced diet"
Doctor to man with 'Push' door on mouth: 'It looks as though you've been eating a lot of junk food lately.'
Wow. Totaled. Teen Test Dummy.
The Official Covid-19 Diet
Budget Bureau. Ernie, spilling something from every food group on it, does not make it a "balanced" budget!
"Sis, my teacher said to list the four food groups. . . but I can only think of three. Cookies, candy and ice cream!"
"Mom lets me eat my fill of junk food as long as I can pronounce all the chemical ingredients."
'Forget worms. Think fast food.'
Sweet surprise.
Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'
'How can he be depressed when all he eats are Happy Meals?'
'They say that poker is a sport. I hope they don't start testing for steroids.'
Fountain of Youth/Fountain of Bacon
'I can't conceal it any longer - the food in this place is killing you.'
Great moments in 'Haute Cuisine'. . . America gives the world the Donut Sandwich.
'I just got the medium popcorn this time.'
"Today let's work on changing channels, drinking with a mouthful of food, and yelling at the TV all at the same time."
"I'm searching for a happy medium between sitting on a mountain top and eating cheese fries."
'We've conducted a chemical analysis of the beef in hot dogs, and we've determined, Mr Ruth, you are guilty of steroid enhancement.'
Fishing rod coming out of a health farm towards a hot dog stand.
Empty Calories Vending Machine.
Man with a pizza in 'Lover's Lane.'
'Do we have any empty calories in this house!!'
Dave's Hamburger Shop
"They should have quit after deep dish."
"And what would the, Truth-in-Advertising tribunal, want to speak to old Rudy about?"
"This lockdown is GREAT! - We can spend all day on our computers, eating takeaway junk food and watching crap TV while gambling on our iphones!"
His Written Work Wasn't Very Good But His Practicals Made Up For It.
Student Food Pyramid
Junk Food Apologist T-Shirts Collection
Junk Food Apologist Mugs
Explore our collection of junk food apologist mugs—fun, humorous, and perfect for every snack lover’s collection.
Junk Food Apologist Pillows
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Junk Food Apologist Prints
Browse our witty prints that showcase your passion for junk food—ideal for decorating your kitchen or eating area.