
Sawdust.
Decorate with personality! These vibrant prints highlight the joy and humor of avoiding junk food, adding a playful touch to kitchens or personal spaces.
Sawdust.
"He's part of my weight loss app. Whenever I'm about to eat junk food, he's alerted and then comes over and eats it for me."
"Good For You / Bad For You"
Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle
"We won!"
'Protein, starch, vegetable??? When you said 'square meal' I thought PIZZA IN A BOX!'
Menu Dating
A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop
The Gospel According To Jane Brody"Orange, come in. Apple, come in. Hey you, frankfurter, hold it right there."
"Is that your idea of a well balanced diet"
"Sis, my teacher said to list the four food groups. . . but I can only think of three. Cookies, candy and ice cream!"
The Official Covid-19 Diet
Doctor to man with 'Push' door on mouth: 'It looks as though you've been eating a lot of junk food lately.'
Wow. Totaled. Teen Test Dummy.
Budget Bureau. Ernie, spilling something from every food group on it, does not make it a "balanced" budget!
"Mom lets me eat my fill of junk food as long as I can pronounce all the chemical ingredients."
"He says that when he had a vegetable salad as an appetizer, he can now have burgers, pizza and Coke as a reward."
Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'
'Forget worms. Think fast food.'
Sweet surprise.
'How can he be depressed when all he eats are Happy Meals?'
'They say that poker is a sport. I hope they don't start testing for steroids.'
Fountain of Youth/Fountain of Bacon
'I just got the medium popcorn this time.'
Great moments in 'Haute Cuisine'. . . America gives the world the Donut Sandwich.
"Today let's work on changing channels, drinking with a mouthful of food, and yelling at the TV all at the same time."
'I can't conceal it any longer - the food in this place is killing you.'
"I'm searching for a happy medium between sitting on a mountain top and eating cheese fries."
Man with a pizza in 'Lover's Lane.'
Fishing rod coming out of a health farm towards a hot dog stand.
Empty Calories Vending Machine.
'Do we have any empty calories in this house!!'
Student Food Pyramid
"They should have quit after deep dish."
Supermarket Aisles: 'Good for the Environment' and 'Couldn't give a flying F@$#! about the environment!'
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