Junior Medical Prodigy T-Shirts

Little Doctor meets Little Geneticists.

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

'I know about the birds and the bees. Tell me about the bears and the bulls.'

MEDICAL SCHOOL, 'I didn't know you COULD specialize in insurance.'

'I'm sure that you are highly qualified. It's just that we're not hiring anyone at the third grade level.'

"You're 5 years old now, Timmy. It's about time you retain an attorney."

Grade 2 Cellist

The Queen of Static Electricity: 'Hey, Jeffrey...I've got a physics question for you...The queen of static electricity is exempt! Hail me!!'

"... And his piano teacher says that he definitely has Van Gough's ear for music."

"Viola player coming through!"

"Nicole’s parents celebrated her curious mind, even in those moments when it really depressed them."

Gracie for Queen...of the universe.

"The treasury has hacked into his computer and asked for ideas to solve the deficit"

Junior Doctor.

'The doctor will be right with you shortly, he's finishing medical school.'

"You see, darling, he plays a Steinway, just like you."

'Oh for heaven's sake, Jim... all he wants to do is perform a vasectomy on you.'

'Music hath charms,' &c.

'He's researching out-of-state kindergartens.'

"He's a whiz kid."

Anatomy.

Young boy helping business staff to create a blog.

MEDICAL SCHOOL, 'I didn't know you COULD specialize in insurance.'

"Oh no, those aren't recharging stations for phones. We have those there so physicians can get themselves recharged!"

Grand rounds vs. ground rounds.

"Some people call this an elementary school. Not me. I call it pre-med."

Junior doctor kits.

'Help Doctor!! My baby swallowed a pencil!'

NHS application system: 'Let me in! I'm a Junior Doctor!'

"We'd like you to be at breaking point seven days a week."

Out of hours GP service machine.

'Is he dead, or is it intern fatigue?'

"I don't mind him running his own tech company at his age. However, I wish he would, at least, dress his age."

'I don't feel that bad.'

'I know you're going to inherit the throne from your father, but I want you to go to medical school just in case.'