Jungle Vibes Prints

"Well Sir, I can clean your den and remove all the bones: It's a win-win proposition!"

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

'I'm telling you Fred, this can of silver paint is going to improve your love-life!...'

'Some of these trees have been here for 2000 years... and they still can't talk. Man, we're awesome!'

'I don't know about you. But I'm eating my fill before I drag this carcass to the 'king of the beasts'.'

Tarzan of the damn dirty apes.

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'

While old, sick, and weak animals remained targets, the lions most enjoyed culling the herd of its sarcastic teenagers.

"And I'll have that lightly sedated, please."

"Better start moving towards shelter: the weather forecast is for rain this afternoon..."

Tigers brass band, "Tiger rag-that's what it's all about."

"No more swinging from tree to tree! Now I take the bus and I even get a senior discount!"

Jungle Games

"Just pick some. No one expects a postcard to reflect your personal aesthetic."

"On second thoughts, I'll have it stirred, not shaken."

I'm carrying a Tiki Torch for you

'Okay,stay close, and stay alert! Looks like we're heading into BIG CAT COUNTRY!'

'It is so nice to be able to take a break mid trip...'

"Really? Yes, you're a predator, but you're a tad too ambitious right now. Better start with hunting mice buddy!"

"I brought you coffee. Sorry it’s cold."

"Tarzan no want computer."

'Boy, there are days I feel like doing even less than I usually do...'

"You were right, dear. This place is a surfer's paradise. The wi-fi connection is fantastic!"

Leopards do change their spots

'Okay, but I'm going to hate myself in the morning.'

"We never talk about anything. 'Me Tarzan, you Jane. Me Tarzan, you Jane.' That's all he ever says."

"Son, 'Law of the Jungle' means that the tax authority guys are the predators and your dad is the prey."

Monkey Business

Human meat.

Death, on holiday, forgets to pack the sunscreen.

Sunblock

Law of the Jungle: Tarzan the Litigation Man.