Jungle Nostalgia Prints

"No more swinging from tree to tree! Now I take the bus and I even get a senior discount!"

'I'm telling you Fred, this can of silver paint is going to improve your love-life!...'

'I don't know about you. But I'm eating my fill before I drag this carcass to the 'king of the beasts'.'

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

"And I'll have that lightly sedated, please."

'Some of these trees have been here for 2000 years... and they still can't talk. Man, we're awesome!'

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

While old, sick, and weak animals remained targets, the lions most enjoyed culling the herd of its sarcastic teenagers.

Jungle Games

"All my stuff is 'Rosebud'."

"First I alienated the apes who'd raised me. Then there was a lot of turmoil with the colonials pulling out. Now Jane and me are semi-retired and I haven't swing through the trees in ages. Want a drink?"

"I brought you coffee. Sorry it’s cold."

'Okay,stay close, and stay alert! Looks like we're heading into BIG CAT COUNTRY!'

"Really? Yes, you're a predator, but you're a tad too ambitious right now. Better start with hunting mice buddy!"

"Tarzan no want computer."

'Okay, but I'm going to hate myself in the morning.'

Human meat.

T-Rex of the Apes

Leopards do change their spots

'Boy, there are days I feel like doing even less than I usually do...'

Jane and Tarzan's wedding.

'Guess what, I got a job tallying bananas.'

Law of the Jungle: Tarzan the Litigation Man.

'He stubbed-my-toe yell sounds a lot like his chest-pounding victory yell.'

Not fit for consumption

Doug finally got a chance to use his karate and he forgot to make the ceremonial bow.'

Woman taking keys of her husband who has been eaten by a snake.

'Tarzan'

"It's supposed to be some kind of aphrodisiac, but it hasn't done jack for me."

"I just want to get back into the swing of things."

"You remind me of myself - you know - a while ago."

'We should probably think about baby proofing the place a bit.'

Jungle Olympics

'Have your girl get back to my girl.'