Jungle Nostalgia Prints

"No more swinging from tree to tree! Now I take the bus and I even get a senior discount!"

'Some of these trees have been here for 2000 years... and they still can't talk. Man, we're awesome!'

'I'm telling you Fred, this can of silver paint is going to improve your love-life!...'

"And I'll have that lightly sedated, please."

While old, sick, and weak animals remained targets, the lions most enjoyed culling the herd of its sarcastic teenagers.

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

'I don't know about you. But I'm eating my fill before I drag this carcass to the 'king of the beasts'.'

Jungle Games

"Really? Yes, you're a predator, but you're a tad too ambitious right now. Better start with hunting mice buddy!"

'Okay,stay close, and stay alert! Looks like we're heading into BIG CAT COUNTRY!'

"All my stuff is 'Rosebud'."

"I brought you coffee. Sorry it’s cold."

"First I alienated the apes who'd raised me. Then there was a lot of turmoil with the colonials pulling out. Now Jane and me are semi-retired and I haven't swing through the trees in ages. Want a drink?"

"Tarzan no want computer."

Human meat.

T-Rex of the Apes

"We never talk about anything. 'Me Tarzan, you Jane. Me Tarzan, you Jane.' That's all he ever says."

'Boy, there are days I feel like doing even less than I usually do...'

Jane and Tarzan's wedding.

Leopards do change their spots

'Okay, but I'm going to hate myself in the morning.'

'He stubbed-my-toe yell sounds a lot like his chest-pounding victory yell.'

'Tarzan'

Woman taking keys of her husband who has been eaten by a snake.

Not fit for consumption

"It's supposed to be some kind of aphrodisiac, but it hasn't done jack for me."

Law of the Jungle: Tarzan the Litigation Man.

Doug finally got a chance to use his karate and he forgot to make the ceremonial bow.'

'Guess what, I got a job tallying bananas.'

"I just want to get back into the swing of things."

"You remind me of myself - you know - a while ago."

'We should probably think about baby proofing the place a bit.'

Jungle Olympics

'Have your girl get back to my girl.'