Jungle Vibes Pillows

"Well Sir, I can clean your den and remove all the bones: It's a win-win proposition!"

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

'Some of these trees have been here for 2000 years... and they still can't talk. Man, we're awesome!'

While old, sick, and weak animals remained targets, the lions most enjoyed culling the herd of its sarcastic teenagers.

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

'I don't know about you. But I'm eating my fill before I drag this carcass to the 'king of the beasts'.'

'I'm telling you Fred, this can of silver paint is going to improve your love-life!...'

"And I'll have that lightly sedated, please."

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

"Better start moving towards shelter: the weather forecast is for rain this afternoon..."

Tigers brass band, "Tiger rag-that's what it's all about."

"No more swinging from tree to tree! Now I take the bus and I even get a senior discount!"

Jungle Games

"I brought you coffee. Sorry it’s cold."

'It is so nice to be able to take a break mid trip...'

"Tarzan no want computer."

I'm carrying a Tiki Torch for you

"On second thoughts, I'll have it stirred, not shaken."

"Really? Yes, you're a predator, but you're a tad too ambitious right now. Better start with hunting mice buddy!"

'Okay,stay close, and stay alert! Looks like we're heading into BIG CAT COUNTRY!'

"Just pick some. No one expects a postcard to reflect your personal aesthetic."

Death, on holiday, forgets to pack the sunscreen.

'Okay, but I'm going to hate myself in the morning.'

"You were right, dear. This place is a surfer's paradise. The wi-fi connection is fantastic!"

Sunblock

Leopards do change their spots

'Boy, there are days I feel like doing even less than I usually do...'

"Son, 'Law of the Jungle' means that the tax authority guys are the predators and your dad is the prey."

Human meat.

"Sometimes Ted finds it difficult to leave the holiday spirit behind."

Doug finally got a chance to use his karate and he forgot to make the ceremonial bow.'