Jungle Mythbuster Gifts

"Want to find out if you're also king of the swamp?"

'I'm telling you Fred, this can of silver paint is going to improve your love-life!...'

'Guy comes up with one interesting theory about special relativity, suddenly he thinks he's freakin' Einstein,'

Snowman of the Apes

'Can I have a Banana-Split' without the ice-cream?'

'Apparently it's part of the evolutionary process!'

"Influence this."

'Of course he didn't believe the stork story. Try telling him we made him with a 3D printer.'

'Fancy a swift half?'

'Hey, Fred! You have a relative visiting.'

'I wasn't responding well to the pills but my doctor finally got my mood stabilized.'

"Well it looks like we're all here."

'So much for the 'Eye of the Tiger'.'

"So totally gross, yet, so totally cool Dad!"

'The reports were right...he's using tools!'

"Trust me, there is no subsidized lunch."

Horse meat scandal.

"I've already go t a diagnosis from homedoc.com..."

"You'll have to take this medication for the rest of your life, but don't worry it's non-addictive."

"Dad, is there really no tooth fairy, or is that just fake news from some Russian bot?"

"If only you knew. . ."

"Pff! That orang utan's obviously a crisis actor!"

"Oh, sure! Blame the monkey!"

"That's Gilbey's hat and Gilbey's binoculars, but that's definitely not Gilbey."

"Jim had to know what happens when you turn off your computer while it's updating."

'So that's where I left my car keys!'

I know you can't forget, but you should learn to forgive...

'I'll remove the thorn as soon as you've signed the waiver form.'

'The great stampedes are over, son. All you can hope for today is an occasional goring.'

"Stop right there, it's my stockbroker: I have to take this!"

"Frank, you idiot! That's a Piñata."

"Are you getting a signal up there?"