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"Want to find out if you're also king of the swamp?"

Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster have some fun with the tourists...

'I'm telling you Fred, this can of silver paint is going to improve your love-life!...'

Tarzan of the Grapes.

'Guy comes up with one interesting theory about special relativity, suddenly he thinks he's freakin' Einstein,'

Snowman of the Apes

'Apparently it's part of the evolutionary process!'

"Influence this."

'Can I have a Banana-Split' without the ice-cream?'

'Of course he didn't believe the stork story. Try telling him we made him with a 3D printer.'

'Hey, Fred! You have a relative visiting.'

'Fancy a swift half?'

'I wasn't responding well to the pills but my doctor finally got my mood stabilized.'

'So much for the 'Eye of the Tiger'.'

"Well it looks like we're all here."

'The reports were right...he's using tools!'

Monkey Business

The Mayor Alonzo Q. Furdweiller Pothole. Looks like the mayor and the city council are bickering again.

"So totally gross, yet, so totally cool Dad!"

Horse meat scandal.

"Trust me, there is no subsidized lunch."

"I've already go t a diagnosis from homedoc.com..."

"You'll have to take this medication for the rest of your life, but don't worry it's non-addictive."

"That's Gilbey's hat and Gilbey's binoculars, but that's definitely not Gilbey."

"Pff! That orang utan's obviously a crisis actor!"

"Oh, sure! Blame the monkey!"

"Jim had to know what happens when you turn off your computer while it's updating."

"If only you knew. . ."

"Dad, is there really no tooth fairy, or is that just fake news from some Russian bot?"

I know you can't forget, but you should learn to forgive...

'So that's where I left my car keys!'

'I'll remove the thorn as soon as you've signed the waiver form.'

Sale. Grocery. Finland is the most populous nation on earth. Time to sell my stock portfolio --- a "market correction" is coming.

"Frank, you idiot! That's a Piñata."

"Stop right there, it's my stockbroker: I have to take this!"