Jungle Life Observer Gifts

And make sure my daughter is back by 10pm: You really don't want to see me angry!

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

'This country is on the road to ruin.' - 'Well, it'll never get there in this traffic.'

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

Fly Fishing

Bears catching fish

He is familiar with the silent swoop of the evening bat.

'I admire your floatibility.'

"And I'll have that lightly sedated, please."

"You're not the same pupa you were when we first met."

"Where do you see yourself in 20 to 25 years?"

"Nice try, but I know a squirrel in a bird suit when I see one."

"So you're just now tellin' me I was hatched from an egg and I coulda' left years ago?!?"

"You've changed."

"Heads or tails?"

"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of recording a podcast."

Birds sitting on satellite dish.

"Toadstool you say? No, this is snailstool now!"

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Always an awkward moment when you meet a Dung Beetle...

'We started wearing name tags to rell who's who, unfortunately we all like the name 'Kevin,!'

"He's so full of shit."

Flamingo on a bird table feeding from a shrimp container.

Life and Death

Vulture proclaims its love for highways.

'Mum, why are we called seagulls?'

'This is gluten free, isn't it?'

'Well, migration is just a change of scenery really, as all our friends and family come too...'

Deer Cross Dressing.

'You call yourself a zebra? Where'd you get those stripes, in a zoo?'

'You're looking in the wrong section.'

Ducks look alarmed at 'No Swimming' sign.

"How can you cross the road so decisively? I have to stop halfway across every time to rethink it."

Bird Watching with Binoculars