Cycle Of Life Observer Gifts

"Some day I'll be choosing your nursing home."

"We'll destroy it to the ground ... ...and then..."

"You're not the same pupa you were when we first met."

"Where do you see yourself in 20 to 25 years?"

'The doctor says he's going to have to give you a few more tests...'

"Life: play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, first love, brief happiness, breakup, regret, school, school, school, school, school, school, school, school, school, school, play, work, play, w

'Long shift?'

'You can tell your grandkids, you rode the most expensive vehicle on Earth!'

Life and Death

"I don't know how to tell you this, but it looks like you have a brain the size of a walnut."

Bride is angry, as she notices that the groom figure on the cake is drunk.

"Look at Ernie. He's so tipsy, he's walking face forward."

"I've been at loose ends lately."

'Have you ever noticed that as you get older, your thin things get thicker and your thick things get thicker?'

"We'll have to retract that article. On of our co-authors is the night watchman."

'Hey! Down in front!'

"Ooh, you’ve got a little piece of retiree caught in your teeth."

Sooner or later, 'These trying times' become 'The good ol' days'.'

'George always was a hog for fast food.'

I've always said ignorance is bliss, but what do I know?

Sponge Blog

"What starts with a full moon, ends with a full moon.

"Well, I'll be - he cut and ran."

"I'm writing to mother to let her know how you're doing.Is deathbed one word or two?"

And make sure my daughter is back by 10pm: You really don't want to see me angry!

Old and young

'Now watch carefully. You can learn from my mistakes.'

The end is near. The end is nearish. I get this way every spring.

Where the Wild things Aren't.

'No, you may NOT see a menu.'

Highway of Life. No, Ernie, we're on cruise control. It just seems like we're going faster the further we go.

'Have you noticed it, too?'

A vicar looks at his in tray and out tray containing a newborn baby and a coffin

"You're not old. You just have more leeway to scold strangers, and their kids, and feel good about it."

"Okay, people! Let's get our Taylor Swift on!"