Jungle Janitor Mugs

"All I wanted was a simple plant, but it just kept on growing."

'Does your mother know you keep a messy office?'

Aerodynamics Lecture room.

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

Why would birdie need newspaper?

'Let's pretend I'm a business owner and you're the janitorial service...'

Axle greaseMarine greaseElbow grease .

'I'll be honest with you. The pay isn't great.'

Not much money, glory, or praise

"It's a jungle out there... and I hear you're an expert."

"Not guilty?"

'I would love to be more energetic, but there is nothing I can do: It's a genetic condition...'

Caution signs.

Elephants never scared me. I once chased three of them into the river/I was able - before I lost my teeth - to bite a crocodile's tail right off / I'll never forget the time I roared so loud, twenty or maybe thirty monkeys fell right out of the tree.

Whittler's Mother.

Night-shift entrance

'I want to find out what the formula was I wrote yesterday on the blackboard and was erased by the custodian.'

TV and cleaner

'Apparently it's part of the evolutionary process!'

"We are extremely short-staffed here and you would need to be okay with that. For example I’m the janitor, but I also do interviews in between emptying trash cans."

Yesterday I had an argument with the janitor of my building, and then last night I dreamed that he was chasing me with a large ball-peen hammer

The Janitor at the Harvard University Alumni Reunion is one of the Gang.

"I don't know what in blazes it means either, but just to be safe we'll put extra men on watch tonight."

Crow and fox

Lazy plumber.

'I know my instruments are sterilized every day but I have no idea who does it.'

Viral Pathology Center (janitor finding three dead bodies)

Clearing the castle's moat.

"Yes, in the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight, but he snores!"

Getting Rid of the Cure

'Would you please wipe away this difference?'

Cleaner playing pool with brush.

"He says: If they're smart enough to hire a top lawyer and sue us for having wet floors then they're smart enough to look where they're *%&$* going..."

"You are correct sir, I am only the janitor and you are the CEO, but remeber I control the availability of toilet paper in the executive washroom."

Met Office: Wet today and dry tomorrow.