During the winter I shovel snow. In the spring I mop the mud. In the summer I sweep up dust and during fall I rake leaves. In the theater of the seasons, I'm always a member of the cleanup crew!
Nature's Janitor Mugs
Start the day with a witty nod to the hardworking bugs and critters that keep nature clean. Our 'nature's janitor' mugs make a charming gift full of humor and eco-enthusiasm.
'Does your mother know you keep a messy office?'
Aerodynamics Lecture room.
"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"
Why would birdie need newspaper?
'Let's pretend I'm a business owner and you're the janitorial service...'
Axle greaseMarine greaseElbow grease .
Not much money, glory, or praise
"Not guilty?"
Caution signs.
'It says right here on the package, Ed, 'avoid any direct contact with skin'!'
Whittler's Mother.
TV and cleaner
'I want to find out what the formula was I wrote yesterday on the blackboard and was erased by the custodian.'
Yesterday I had an argument with the janitor of my building, and then last night I dreamed that he was chasing me with a large ball-peen hammer
"...when you're through in there, my kids room could use a demonstration too."
"Relax. They're just crows."
The Janitor at the Harvard University Alumni Reunion is one of the Gang.
"We are extremely short-staffed here and you would need to be okay with that. For example I’m the janitor, but I also do interviews in between emptying trash cans."
Night-shift entrance
Lazy plumber.
'I know my instruments are sterilized every day but I have no idea who does it.'
Viral Pathology Center (janitor finding three dead bodies)
Clearing the castle's moat.
'Would you please wipe away this difference?'
'Day two at the...brain transplant institute.'
"He says: If they're smart enough to hire a top lawyer and sue us for having wet floors then they're smart enough to look where they're *%&$* going..."
Cleaner playing pool with brush.
"You are correct sir, I am only the janitor and you are the CEO, but remeber I control the availability of toilet paper in the executive washroom."
ABC Vice Company: Employees Must Squash Hands Before Returning to Work
Met Office: Wet today and dry tomorrow.
'I can't work with computers, on account of my animal magnetism.'
'I hate my life.
"The mold cleaners are here! I gotta scram."
"I hate all the paperwork there is with this job."
Nature's Janitor Mugs Collection
Nature's Janitor Pillows
Find cozy, witty pillows that pay tribute to the crucial role of bugs and critters as nature's cleanup crew.
Nature's Janitor Prints
Brighten your wall with our 'nature's janitor' prints, celebrating the tiny heroes that keep our planet thriving, with humor and ecological spirit.
Nature's Janitor T-Shirts
Discover our playful 'nature's janitor' t-shirts, designed to highlight the importance of tiny environmental workers with humor and charm.