Jovial Janitor Mugs

hoovering husband

"You're invited to our management excursion. Come dresses as a pinata."

'Does your mother know you keep a messy office?'

Aerodynamics Lecture room.

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

"You can't possibly know how I feel. Everybody likes you."

Why would birdie need newspaper?

'Let's pretend I'm a business owner and you're the janitorial service...'

Axle greaseMarine greaseElbow grease .

Not much money, glory, or praise

"Not guilty?"

Caution signs.

Whittler's Mother.

'I want to find out what the formula was I wrote yesterday on the blackboard and was erased by the custodian.'

TV and cleaner

Yesterday I had an argument with the janitor of my building, and then last night I dreamed that he was chasing me with a large ball-peen hammer

The Janitor at the Harvard University Alumni Reunion is one of the Gang.

"We are extremely short-staffed here and you would need to be okay with that. For example I’m the janitor, but I also do interviews in between emptying trash cans."

Night-shift entrance

Lazy plumber.

'I know my instruments are sterilized every day but I have no idea who does it.'

Viral Pathology Center (janitor finding three dead bodies)

Clearing the castle's moat.

"He says: If they're smart enough to hire a top lawyer and sue us for having wet floors then they're smart enough to look where they're *%&$* going..."

'Day two at the...brain transplant institute.'

'Would you please wipe away this difference?'

Cleaner playing pool with brush.

ABC Vice Company: Employees Must Squash Hands Before Returning to Work

"You are correct sir, I am only the janitor and you are the CEO, but remeber I control the availability of toilet paper in the executive washroom."

Met Office: Wet today and dry tomorrow.

'I can't work with computers, on account of my animal magnetism.'

'I hate my life.

"The mold cleaners are here! I gotta scram."

"I hate all the paperwork there is with this job."

"After being shorted on his bonus, Earl the maintenance man decided to remove all the toilet paper from the executive washrooms."