Jovial Suit-wearer Mugs

Enthusiastic man

"You can't possibly know how I feel. Everybody likes you."

Family doing circus trick heading to the circus.

'I taught him to shake hands, but I don't know where he got the joybuzzer!'

Death Photobombs a Holiday

Complaints Desk

Pie chart of pub conversations

Doctor to patient: 'I won't be asking about your three marriages. This isn't an invasive procedure.'

'Well, I can't find anything in the rule book about it.'

"What the... an apple?! Hey, I can make schnapps out of it and if you've had plenty of it, gravity pulls you to the ground!"

"Don't worry, I won't hold my age against you."

'I'm not as think as you drunk I am.'

'Your smile came in a distant third.'

'Going up?'

Leonard L. Lipchitz: Sending the Law since 1972

Nyargh! - 'I swear I will never eat fibre again...' - 'I christen thee 'Titan'.'

"Growing old is not the problem... it's not being rich that's the problem."

"Look - the FIRST EVER picture of a black hole!! What do you think?"

"I take it you'l like to open joint accounts. . ."

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Racing - No. II - IV

'You said we can grow our own food. So, where's the hot dog seeds.'

Off the wall legal advisor.

"Watkins would like to know if he can leave a few minutes early...he claims he's dying."

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Hunting - No. III

"Wait a minute, that's my bar code" Product Identity Theft

'Every year was the same. There was always some clown or comedian in Brian's intake of pupils.'

"Oh my....Look how much you've grown."

'Apparently he does 20 yards to the pint.'

'In the event you suffer from Montezuma's Revenge, there's a TV in every bathroom.'

Ad agency

"Ted wants to bring the fan back into accounting"

Do you know what girls want?

hoovering husband

"I brake for milk & cookies"

You're awfully cheerful for someone who's about to lose a murder case. You must have me confused with my client.