Jungle Jurist Mugs

"We found him wandering aimlessly in the woods. He was raised in the city by a pack of lawyers."

'I'm telling you Fred, this can of silver paint is going to improve your love-life!...'

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

Snowman of the Apes

Elephants never scared me. I once chased three of them into the river/I was able - before I lost my teeth - to bite a crocodile's tail right off / I'll never forget the time I roared so loud, twenty or maybe thirty monkeys fell right out of the tree.

'Can I have a Banana-Split' without the ice-cream?'

'Apparently it's part of the evolutionary process!'

Crow and fox

"Influence this."

"Yes, in the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight, but he snores!"

Ecotourism.

'Hey, Fred! You have a relative visiting.'

'Fancy a swift half?'

'Oh, we tried a nurturing corporate culture, but we found the law-of-the-jungle mentality is what keeps our competitive edge..'

'So much for the 'Eye of the Tiger'.'

'Day 57. The tigers appear to be adjusting to my presence.'

'My Dad will like you. He's the care-taker at the monkey house in the zoo.'

'And before we start, Higgins, I'd like to remind you that this is not a laughing matter.'

"Well it looks like we're all here."

Way too much anthropomorphising

"Frankly, I don't really want him to improve: he scares the predators away..."

"So totally gross, yet, so totally cool Dad!"

"Oh, my husband is a great provider: his hunting success rate is close to 30%..."

'The mysteries of hyena laughter deciphered.'

'The reports were right...he's using tools!'

'Tusking...one...two...three. Tusking one...two...three...'

"Pff! That orang utan's obviously a crisis actor!"

'With this offer you get high speed internet, satellite TV and a new message tapping log for just $99.95 a month.'

"That's Gilbey's hat and Gilbey's binoculars, but that's definitely not Gilbey."

'I've invented copyright.'

"Every year, the zebras get faster and faster."

'Screw up and take out a canine and it's gonna be Subpoena City.'

I know you can't forget, but you should learn to forgive...