Jumbotron Watcher Pillows

'Run for it, Vince! They've got us on the jumbotron!!'

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

"Great! I must be growing. The womb was less than half full last week."

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

Tree house.

"For most people, the sense of panic will be mild."

'Och lye the news'

Republicans and Democrats debate while the US economy drowns.

"Would you mind adjusting the vibrate on your phone? There's a seismologist on TV claiming there's been an earthquake in our neighborhood."

"Alright. What should we watch first - the Youtube video or the comments below?"

Please stand by. As stocks soar, our announcer is having a fit of the giggles.

"Scientists confirmed today that everything we know about the structure of the universe is wrongedy-wrong-wrong."

'We're there already? I'm still watching my video!'

The Horse Jump - One girl makes it over, the other is cover in leaves.

'Come on, come on! Bite! Oh, man... He's looking right at it!!'

'Harry! - If you can hear me - what did you do with the remote!?'

"Or we could turn on the TV and let younger, more beautiful people have sex for us."

Horse five to win, unless they change the jockey.

It's a Dog's life

"Then we agree. 10 minutes of your news, then 10 minutes of mine."

'According to the latest reports, there were no earlier reports.'

"I'm the bluebird of PMS. Fetch me some decaf and turn on the air conditioner. I'm burning up in here!"

"So much for finding intelligent life on this planet."

Vote Grinkley! Now you see him, now you don't.

'The opinions expressed by Burt are not necessarily those of Ernie.'

"Today, in all aspects of life losses outnumbered gains."

"It's clear from the replay that it was a leading question."

'The sword in the stone was just a warm-up - now you must remove this remote control ...'

"No, I'm not doing my homework, but I am watching a YouTube video of someone doing theirs."

Man ignores a football kicked through the window because his attention is on the TV.

It's 10PM. Do you know if you're under electronic surveillance from a spy satellite?