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"Dear diary, boy, have I got something for you today!..."

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

'Look, I know it's artificial orange, but you're sick, I say, sick.'

"Here's to us, kid—and the healing powers of raw juices."

'I could have had a V-8!'

'I could have had a V-8!'

'I'm doing like you said and not drinking straight from the carton.'

Socrates, 399 B.C: 'Wow, I could have had a V-8.'

A kangaroo mother with a joey in her main pouch and a juice box in a separate smaller pouch.

"Wheatgrass is highly effective at neutralizing joy."

Lemonade Survey

"No thanks, I'm on a juicebook cleanse this week."

"Didn't anyone tell you this is the private juice bar of the Health's Angels?"

'You found another pigment? Hallelujah! I'm so tired of my blue period?'

How can I ensure I'm getting 100 orange juice? Buy an orange!

"If we want a realistic strawberry flavour we'll need to add more salicyaldehide and hydrobenzoic acid."

'Surely there's some other good source of protein out there!'

Halloween. Trick or Treat trophy.

Kid sells Acai Berry Juice at stand free trial.

'Orange juice from 100% carrots'

"Twice a week I eat nothing but fruit."

'Let's buy juice from that mobile juice bar! Oh, it's gone.'

King reaching for an apple

"They said it had a V-8, so I assumed it would run on tomato juice!"

'This is great. A fruit you can eat, drink and wash your ears with.'

"Why did you sell your orange juice business?"

"Sometimes, the fight for little sister equality must take interesting turns."

"Take it easy—that's just Lynn back with the orange juice."

'I think your overdoing the pineapple juicing!'

A Spooked Pumpkin.

'For breakfast I have a glass of orange juice and a performance enhancing breakfast bar. Why do you ask?'