Juice Hunter Pillows

"Dear diary, boy, have I got something for you today!..."

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

'Look, I know it's artificial orange, but you're sick, I say, sick.'

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My friend, Ernie, the documentary filmmaker, is producing a series about beverages. One film follows a man's search for the perfect lager. The working title is "The Beer Hunter." He found a group of young women in high school who are fantastic baristas. "Bean Girls." Espresso. Another movie will uncover animosity in the orange juice business. Maybe I should call it "Pulp Friction." And he's examining vineyards and winemakers all over the globe. I'll call the film "Planet of the Grapes"!

"Here's to us, kid—and the healing powers of raw juices."

A kangaroo mother with a joey in her main pouch and a juice box in a separate smaller pouch.

'I could have had a V-8!'

'I'm doing like you said and not drinking straight from the carton.'

Socrates, 399 B.C: 'Wow, I could have had a V-8.'

'I could have had a V-8!'

"Wheatgrass is highly effective at neutralizing joy."

Lemonade Survey

"No thanks, I'm on a juicebook cleanse this week."

'You found another pigment? Hallelujah! I'm so tired of my blue period?'

"Didn't anyone tell you this is the private juice bar of the Health's Angels?"

How can I ensure I'm getting 100 orange juice? Buy an orange!

My doctor recommended exercise to slim down and orange juice for the vitamins. A weight and C approach!

Halloween. Trick or Treat trophy.

'Surely there's some other good source of protein out there!'

Welcome to the real world. What just happened? Where am I? The Mall. The Mall. We've been shopping – in person. Not the kind of shopping where you order things on your phone and have them sent to your house. this is the jungle! And you didn't last five minutes! You were laid out by some geezer hustling to the grocery section to get a special deal on prune juice! E-commerce has made you soft! I've got a scratch on my iPhone.

A tiny donkey with coffee, juice and pastries is at the door! Ah, the breakfast "burrito"!

"If we want a realistic strawberry flavour we'll need to add more salicyaldehide and hydrobenzoic acid."

Kid sells Acai Berry Juice at stand free trial.

'Orange juice from 100% carrots'

"Sometimes, the fight for little sister equality must take interesting turns."

"They said it had a V-8, so I assumed it would run on tomato juice!"

'Let's buy juice from that mobile juice bar! Oh, it's gone.'

"Twice a week I eat nothing but fruit."

"Take it easy—that's just Lynn back with the orange juice."

"Why did you sell your orange juice business?"

'This is great. A fruit you can eat, drink and wash your ears with.'

King reaching for an apple

'I think your overdoing the pineapple juicing!'

A Spooked Pumpkin.