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The Multi-Prop Juggler In Training

Children's Parties

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

"How do you do it, hon? Marriage, kids, civic responsibilities, managing a multi-million dollar business and still finding time to do an 18-month stretch for securities fraud?"

'She finds it really easy to juggle her kids with her career now she's joined the circus.'

"Force quit! Force quit! Force quit!!"

"Pay more attention to me? I'm sorry, dear, but Mommy needs you to be more specific."

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

"Some advice please...How do I squeeze 9 days work into 5 and still see my family?"

"Can you juggle a household, three kids, and a career?"

Keeping all the balls in the air - skills

Food deliverer's baby.

"Why don't you start with tennis balls?!"

Barack Obama's To Do list.

Businessman wearing many hats.

Hassled Mother.

Clown to clown on unicycle: 'How does it corner?'

Juggler and Illusionist

'Sorry I'm late getting home from work, I overslept.'

"We can stop entertaining ourselves now, Ian."

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

"Wheeeeeeee!"

'Three kids, full-time job, night classes and coaches a girls basketball team. She's stretched a little thin.'

Tennis ball girl.

Circus

'No it's not him...mine's an Alsatian!'

Children's Entertainer

"Really, self-taught - that's remarkable!"

"I'll bet he knows what it's like to be a single working mother."

Medieval headlines.

"I see you haven't forgotten how to play with your balls, honey." "Thanks."

"Your remote control, sire."

"Okay, like, the good news is we can pay Paul. The bad news is we gotta rob Peter."

The Housewife

'Look! It's superwoman...and all her assistants!'