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The Multi-Prop Juggler In Training

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

"How do you do it, hon? Marriage, kids, civic responsibilities, managing a multi-million dollar business and still finding time to do an 18-month stretch for securities fraud?"

"Force quit! Force quit! Force quit!!"

'She finds it really easy to juggle her kids with her career now she's joined the circus.'

"Pay more attention to me? I'm sorry, dear, but Mommy needs you to be more specific."

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

"Some advice please...How do I squeeze 9 days work into 5 and still see my family?"

"Can you juggle a household, three kids, and a career?"

Keeping all the balls in the air - skills

"Why don't you start with tennis balls?!"

Barack Obama's To Do list.

Food deliverer's baby.

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

Clown to clown on unicycle: 'How does it corner?'

Juggler and Illusionist

Hassled Mother.

'Sorry I'm late getting home from work, I overslept.'

"We can stop entertaining ourselves now, Ian."

"Wheeeeeeee!"

'Three kids, full-time job, night classes and coaches a girls basketball team. She's stretched a little thin.'

Tennis ball girl.

"Okay, like, the good news is we can pay Paul. The bad news is we gotta rob Peter."

Children's Entertainer

'No it's not him...mine's an Alsatian!'

"Really, self-taught - that's remarkable!"

Medieval headlines.

The Housewife

Circus

"Your remote control, sire."

"I see you haven't forgotten how to play with your balls, honey." "Thanks."

"I'll bet he knows what it's like to be a single working mother."

'Look! It's superwoman...and all her assistants!'

'When you said he was very talented, I thought you meant in business.'