Juggling Lifestyle Gifts

"Please don't interrupt Mommy when she's in her gym slash office slash living room slash cafeteria."

Children's Parties

Work/Life Balance

'She finds it really easy to juggle her kids with her career now she's joined the circus.'

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

"Some advice please...How do I squeeze 9 days work into 5 and still see my family?"

"Can you juggle a household, three kids, and a career?"

Keeping all the balls in the air - skills

We're looking for someone who knows how to adapt, not adopt.

"Why don't you start with tennis balls?!"

"We can stop entertaining ourselves now, Ian."

Clown to clown on unicycle: 'How does it corner?'

Juggler and Illusionist

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

"Wheeeeeeee!"

"But what you call a track record I call ancient history."

'Three kids, full-time job, night classes and coaches a girls basketball team. She's stretched a little thin.'

Tennis ball girl.

Circus

Medieval headlines.

"This is a fast-paced job you're applying for...what are your goals...where do you see yourself in the next 10 minutes?"

"Really, self-taught - that's remarkable!"

"I've given up trying to be on top of things."

"I'll bet he knows what it's like to be a single working mother."

"I see you haven't forgotten how to play with your balls, honey." "Thanks."

"Your remote control, sire."

"Getting back into the market can be stressful. I recommend a portfolio of sleep-aids, tranquilizers, and antacids.'

The Housewife

Children's Entertainer

'No it's not him...mine's an Alsatian!'

"Okay, like, the good news is we can pay Paul. The bad news is we gotta rob Peter."

'When you said he was very talented, I thought you meant in business.'

"I'm tired of this full-time job. I want a part-time job."

Waiter: 'I'm not really a waiter, I'm an actor. I'll act like I'm waiting on you.'

'I don't know. It's too busy.'