Juggling Lifestyle Gifts

"Please don't interrupt Mommy when she's in her gym slash office slash living room slash cafeteria."

Work/Life Balance

'She finds it really easy to juggle her kids with her career now she's joined the circus.'

"Some advice please...How do I squeeze 9 days work into 5 and still see my family?"

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

"Can you juggle a household, three kids, and a career?"

Keeping all the balls in the air - skills

We're looking for someone who knows how to adapt, not adopt.

"Why don't you start with tennis balls?!"

Juggler and Illusionist

"We can stop entertaining ourselves now, Ian."

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

Clown to clown on unicycle: 'How does it corner?'

"Wheeeeeeee!"

"But what you call a track record I call ancient history."

'Three kids, full-time job, night classes and coaches a girls basketball team. She's stretched a little thin.'

Tennis ball girl.

"This is a fast-paced job you're applying for...what are your goals...where do you see yourself in the next 10 minutes?"

Children's Entertainer

"I've given up trying to be on top of things."

'No it's not him...mine's an Alsatian!'

The Housewife

Medieval headlines.

"I see you haven't forgotten how to play with your balls, honey." "Thanks."

"Your remote control, sire."

"I'll bet he knows what it's like to be a single working mother."

Circus

"Really, self-taught - that's remarkable!"

"Getting back into the market can be stressful. I recommend a portfolio of sleep-aids, tranquilizers, and antacids.'

"Okay, like, the good news is we can pay Paul. The bad news is we gotta rob Peter."

'When you said he was very talented, I thought you meant in business.'

"I'm tired of this full-time job. I want a part-time job."

'I don't know. It's too busy.'

Waiter: 'I'm not really a waiter, I'm an actor. I'll act like I'm waiting on you.'

People chasing a street performer to give money.