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"Pledge Kavanaugh reporting for hazing."

"I don't get grounded. My dad's a judge so I get sequestered."

'Do you think the legal profession is modern and forward-thinking, Sir?'

Bush and Supreme court nominee

Judge Aileen Cannon - Florida

"No, of course there isn't, 'one law for the rich and another for the poor'... There's no law for the poor."

Recruiting litigation lawyers is ALWAYS tricky..my last one took me to court for the emotional and professional damage I caused him by NOT considering him for a position I wasn't asked to fill.

I love Lawyers

Lady Justice and Confidential Files

"We've also been given ten top employment law tips."

'Normally, I hate a rush to judgement - but I'm doing this case pro bono.'

'I think I'll become a lawyer.'

'Can I sue someone because I didn't win my lawsuit?'

"Gimme a 'D'! Gimme an 'N'! Gimme an 'A'!"

'Who says justice has to be the only thing on tap?'

"Some school - They teach us about the Fifth Amendment, but they won't let us use it on TESTS!"

"I've learned something in this trial. My firm needs to hire that prosecutor."

"I object!" "Overruled!"

'...I now pronounce you man and wife, anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law.'

"Before we begin, I'd like to say that in thirty years as an attorney, I've never encountered a more interesting departure from the standard last will and testament."

"This is my client's videotaped deposition—please be considerate and rewind after viewing."

"The prosecution shall stop referring to the defendant as 'the alleged, totally guilty as sin guy'."

Violent Crime Statistics

"Well, heck! If all you smart cookies agree, who am I to dissent?"

'The Grand Jury doesn't understand me...'

"I must protest, M'Lud. Prosecurity counsel is blantantly attempting to wheedle the truth from the accused."

'I couldn't help noticing that nobody swore YOU in!'

"In a just world we'd have 'No Lawyer Left Behind'."

"I've asked you not to overrule me in front of the children."

Sue The Bastards

Lawyer's secretary has in boxes labeled: Before the Fact and After the Fact.

The Birth of a Lawsuit

Ian McWit, Attorney at Law, Body by Joe's Gym, Mind by Harvard.

Mou...Man trap!

Lady Justice.