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1872 Presidential Election - Chief Justice Chase Admonishes Judge David Davis upon his Presidential Ambition

'What about her hair? Doesn't anyone care about her hair?'

"You can't prove that I broke it! Where's your physical evidence? Fingerprints or a DNA profile?"

"Your Honor, we're going to go with the prosecution's spin."

'Ignorance of the law is no excuse, especially when you're majoring in Law.'

'I request an postponement, Your Honor -- I have to study for my bar exams.'

I love Lawyers

"Sorry, kid. No off-campus drinking until you're twenty-one."

Ruth Bader Ginsburg - Forever Supreme

'Normally, I hate a rush to judgement - but I'm doing this case pro bono.'

"I've learned something in this trial. My firm needs to hire that prosecutor."

'Wow! I never before saw such a strenuous objection.'

"I object!" "Overruled!"

'Can I sue someone because I didn't win my lawsuit?'

"This is my client's videotaped deposition—please be considerate and rewind after viewing."

"The prosecution shall stop referring to the defendant as 'the alleged, totally guilty as sin guy'."

"Well, heck! If all you smart cookies agree, who am I to dissent?"

"The ignorance of the lawyer is no excuse."

'The Grand Jury doesn't understand me...'

'You got a search warrant, sheriff?'

"In a just world we'd have 'No Lawyer Left Behind'."

"I've asked you not to overrule me in front of the children."

The Birth of a Lawsuit

Sue The Bastards

'Don't blame the lawyer!'

"...And the court awards you twenty five thousand for the loss of faculty in your right arm."

'Remember - do not try to plant the seeds from these apples. They're intellectual property, and they're copyrighted.'

Lady Justice wears a blindfold, but listens through headphones to a tape recorder on one of her scales.

It Looks Like Trumpty Dumpty Got His Wall After All.

Elon Musk in fly me to the moon

'At first it was a few dollars here and a few dollars there. Then I realized I'd have to pay my lawyer.'

"Haven't you ever heard of the first amendment?"

'Every day, I'm suing better and better...'

"I was caught and released. But according to news reports, I remain a fish of interest."