Judicial Appointment Gifts

'Hmmm...It is: innocent until proven guilty? Or is it: guilty until proven innocent?'

"Whoa, don't ask constitutional questions you don't want to know the answers to."

The hour of justice

Trial by Media

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

"Good boy."

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

'This time we're going to do things right. And if that doesn't work, we'll just go back to stealing.'

'Whe they said 'God is my Judge', I didn't realize He was a real attorney.'

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

'When I grow up, I'm either going to be an authority figure or an unimpeachable source.'

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

"Amen. . . void where prohibited by law."

'I request an postponement, Your Honor -- I have to study for my bar exams.'

"O.K., O.K., people - we're not workshopping these, they're already set in stone."

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

'How do you plead, in twenty-five words or less?'

'Look -- I'm willing to forget about all this if you are.'

"Your Honor, we're going to go with the prosecution's spin."

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

I love Lawyers

"He's the chief watchdog, who watches over all the other watchdogs—but this must be his night off."

'Court's in recess!'

Barristers

"For the sake of not being redundant, your honor, I feel that one 'bad dog' is sufficient."

"Just for the heck of it, how do you plead?"

"Judgement Day: Division Four"

Well HERE'S some good news...Judgement Day has been replaced by a multiple choice questionnaire.

'What's wrong with those Europeans? We have more murders in this city than England, France Germany and Spain combined.'

"After I graduate middle school, high school and college, I'll go to law school to get you out of this. But I want my retainer now."

My Brother Al once went through a period of depression, your honor. He would just sit around in his robe all day. Then his psychiatrist got him out of his funk. Would you like to have his doctor's phone number? ? ?

"You call this a constitution?"

Ruth Bader Ginsburg - Forever Supreme

'It wasn't long before Larry realized his calling as a lawyer whisperer...'

"Now that's a win."