Jubilee Party Lover Mugs

"Been there, done that, got the t-shirt."

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

Bacchus.

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

Dancing Doctor

Bubbly

Pilot with champagne.

"We won!"

'It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.'

A Woman Holding Canapes

Happy Birthday to you.

GCSEs

Champagne

Happy Days Are Here Again

'How about a toast to my breakthrough?!'

"It's really important to me, as an artist, to make you feel like drinking more than usual so I get hired back."

i am just celebrating my 25th anniversary at novox nursery

Prosecco

Doctor in a cake

'Of all the technological advances from the last 60 years, this is one's favourite.'

'All right, I wanna know which one of you really like me and which ones are just networking...'

'Looks like everyone has FINALLY gone home.'

'I couldn't remember your exact age.'

"Don't think of this birthday as you're getting older. Think of it as being one day closer to irritable bowel syndrome."

"If I had known how adult her place was I would have brought nicer beer."

Cheers

'While Dionysus is indisposed, who wants to take over as God of Wine?'

"Milk does a body good but champagne does it better!"

'It was a great birthday party till Jeffrey tried to fart his candles out.'

"Of all the labour saving devices invented in the last 70 years, this is one's favourite."

PIna Colada

A mini Kebab take-away and a minibar

'My dress is thirteen years old today!'