Jubilee Enthusiast Mugs

Platinum Jubilee

'Celebrating the Golden Jubilee? Goodness no - he's still celebrating the Silver one!'

Lesbian civil partnership.

Champagne

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

Cardiac Recovery.

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

"Ron didn't realise he was so popular."

celebrating a birth.

'My husband made my cake from scratch...even the candles.'

Let's Celebrate

"Business is booming! Come in and see our explosive sales today!"

Evolution of the Birthday Party.

May all your birthday wishes come true..

'I take it that the birthday cake is for this old trout you just served me?'

Jumping Man

'Of all the technological advances from the last 60 years, this is one's favourite.'

"Can you hurry up with the cake? I have to travel the world, have a career and start a family"

With Compliments

"Of all the labour saving devices invented in the last 70 years, this is one's favourite."

'It was a great birthday party till Jeffrey tried to fart his candles out.'

Mime Baby

Westminster: The after-party

'How long has it been shaking like a bowl full of jelly when you laugh?'

He smiled to himself, enjoying his victory in hide and side. But soon, the next activity would start.

High Five

Me cold. Need heat cave. Fire works. To make metal tools, I need to melt these rocks. Fire works. I'd like a romantic atmosphere for my date tonight. Fire works. How should we celebrate the founding of our new nation? Fireworks!

'Something tells me asking him to delay his retirement may be futile.'

"Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday dear Fred, Sam, Brian, John, Walter, Jeff...."

Children's party - Pin the Tail using a tablet

'There's no mention of stuffing. Keep going until you get to the sugar and spice.'

An old man and women are driving along with a 'Still married' sign on their car.

"Oh, God! I had EXACTLY the right amount to drink last night."

Balloon Surprise

Party Time!